Lesser known features of the STi

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 04/14/2017 at 11:01 • Filed to: None

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The horn does not sound intimidating. At all. My previous BMW horn was very aggressive sounding and properly conveyed my rage in addition to feeding it. The Subaru’s horn sounds tiny and funny, thus cheering me up and relieving just a tiny little bit of rage. It also sounds a little embarrassing, thus making me less likely to use it. Win win win. This could actually have a positive impact on my well-being.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/14/2017 at 11:07

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Hella horn swap bro!

On a more serious note, the Hondas (both my old civic and accord) have such pathetic “meep meep” horns I feel like people laugh when I use them. Might have to upgrade them soon.

Chariotoflove > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/14/2017 at 11:07

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Way to put a positive spin on it that actually makes sense.

Also, you win the Appropriate Use of an Easter JPEG contest.

HammerheadFistpunch > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/14/2017 at 11:12

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HELLA TIME!

HELLA TITE BRO! HELLA!

HammerheadFistpunch > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/14/2017 at 11:14

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In serious tho...this is Japan V German. My Land Cruiser Horn is like “pardon me sir or Madame, you appear to be impeding my progress”

My wife’s TDI be all

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/14/2017 at 11:16

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Everyone should buy 4-note Cadillac horns for their cars.

Textured Soy Protein > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/14/2017 at 11:17

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This is why you need to add some bright red extra loud Hella horns, mounted as indiscreetly as possible.

Because why just upgrade your horns when you can also have mysterious red things poking from behind your grille?

Also with my BMW horn I practice the art of making very gentle subtle momentary toots with it, so people know I’m asking nicely for them to kindly get their head out of their fucking ass and move along already because yes you  CAN turn right on red at this intersection and there’s no oncoming traffic goddammit!

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Textured Soy Protein 04/14/2017 at 11:38

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+1 for mysterious red things behind the grill

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/14/2017 at 11:39

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HELLAAAAAAAHORRNNNNNNNNNNN

or you can go the bro truck route and get a set of train horns

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/14/2017 at 11:56

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Subaru doesnt know how to horn. Hella Supertones are easily the #1 most done Impreza mod. Personally, I’d go for a Cadillac quad-note setup:

LongbowMkII > HammerheadFistpunch 04/14/2017 at 12:04

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Germans are so light hearted

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 04/15/2017 at 17:44

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All Toyota horns are comically weak. From “meep” to “Heeeehhhhrrrr...”